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rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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urlqt:

this is amazing. i’m so jealous.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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ilikehip-hop:

Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

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This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was. 

This episode was the best haha.

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plunged:

me whenever

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Omg

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me. (via allysadiazz)

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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Hey.